Jurassic Park MemeFavorite Scientist: Ian Malcolm

"What’s so great about discovery? It’s a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world. ".

Happy birthday to my one and only


Happy birthday to my one and only

danielmcbatman asked: Ha! Exactly same response to that fuckface's bullshit post

And we send each other an ask at the same time! We are on the money today, LOL!

you’re right. that’s none of your fucking business.




i just saw a woman pull food stamps out of her louis vuitton purse to pay for her groceries

but that’s none of my business

this bold faced lie tho

people act like you can’t buy knockoff louis vuitton purses

or maintain some semblance of a time when you still had the fucking money to purchase your own things.

like, when my mom got laid off she still had her nice, brand-spanking new car. does she seize to stop being unemployed and broke b/c she has some nice shit? wtf  

Naomi Sims for Harper’s Bazaar, December 1968 (via)

Naomi Sims for Harper’s Bazaar, December 1968 (via)

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.


There are some things I feel strongly about.  The oxford comma is one of those things.

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leonardodicrapio asked: #shapeless is right b/c both these niggas built like eclairs I'M ASCENDING

Who in their right mind would willingly fuck Jonah Hill and (mid-life crisis induced) Leo DiCaprio? Why. WHY.