Okay, so… remember when you had cancer? Okay, well, we all thought you were gonna’ die. And one night you got really drunk and we almost had sex and right before you passed out you told me Mallory had convinced you to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman’s office. And I was like ‘hah, weird’! And then you didn’t die. And then a few years went by and I started thinking about having a baby and I was single. And all the other stuff aside, physically, you’re an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff aside, I do actually love you. And so here’s this viable sample just sitting there at Dr. Feldman’s, whose security system is a JOKE, by the way. And I guess it maybe wasn’t the most ethical thing I’ve ever done in my entire life buuuuuuut…
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
CROWN HEIGHTS: QUEEN LATIFAH | INSTYLE MAGAZINE MAY 2014
CREDITS: Photos by Jan Welters, Styling by Timothy Snell, Makeup by Sam Fine and Hair by Iasia Merriweather
I had the privilege of donning Captain America’s costume. I’m pleased to say it fit like a glove. (laughs)
Chris Evans - I take my hat off to him. He was so game. I put his costume on and I did a crude impression of Captain America and then later, he watched me do it. And so that performance that you see, is Chris Evans doing an impression of me doing an impression of him.- Tom Hiddleston, Thor: The Dark World Commentary
me at pokemon daycare